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Wilhelmus Josephus van Hasselt was a Dutch footballer who played for Sparta Rotterdam, but he is best known for his work as a painter, which was part of the painting event in the art competition at the 1924 Summer Olympics.
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The Battle of the Piney Woods is a college football rivalry between Sam Houston State University (SHSU) located in Huntsville, Texas and Stephen F. Austin State University (SFA) located in Nacogdoches, Texas.
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